Hero

Do you remember this song?

I'm immortalising it in my blog.

Definitely, one of the songs on my wedding night!

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The Ideal Boyfriend

Gasp! I had too much free time hence the birth of this list.
I wanted Santa to send me
THE IDEAL BOYFRIEND
*Sings All I Want for Christmas Is You*





The ideal boyfriend should be someone who...

Does/ Is Not
1. A smoker/ alcoholic/ both
2. Rude/ abusive/ both
3. Cheat/ Flirt
4. A pessimist
5. Too clingy/ obsessive
6. Too controlling
7. Holds his girlfriend's handbag <--- What's THAT all about?!!!
8. A big spender
9. Lazy
10. Shows Public Display Of Affection
11. Abuses the "I Love You(s)" <--- I'm sorry I'm weird like that
12. Too buff/ vain/ both
13. Too skinny
14. Arrogant/ Jerk-like  <--- complete turnoff! Hmmph!
15. Annoying
16. Temperamental
17. Gay <--- No offence.

On the other side of the coin, he should be someone who...

Does/ Is
1. Has a good great sense of humour
2. Knows how to play the guitar/ piano/ both
3. Courteous on the road
4. Polite & respects others
5. Random & sometimes lame
6. A food junkie
7. Shares almost similar taste in music, food and movies
8. Has a religion
9. A good listener
10. Caring
11. Remembers birthday
12. Good looking <--- Eh, should be no. 2  -.-
13. Loves dogs and loathes cats <---Lol. Just because.
14. A family man/ Loves children
15. Speaks & understands English <--- Patut no. 1 (double -.-)
16. Loyal
17. A gentleman
18. Outrageously loud and outgoing
19. A boyfriend AND a best friend to his girlfriend <--- A definite must!
20. Wears boxers not briefs <--- Boxers are BETTER than briefs   ^^v
21. A virgin <--- Lol. Again, just because.
22. Single

This is starting to sound too unrealistic and ridiculous
Anyhow,
Santa, please deliver a boy like that for Christmas
If that fails,
God, please help me find that someone when I'm 21
Sadhu, sadhu, sadhu

My Cousin said...

"Jie, you're the best cousin I have"

Aww, kids.

You can't help but love them

But sometimes you can't help but being annoyed at them

My cousin is the reason I love kids so much

Because...

They're innocent and sweet

They hang on to you

They cheer you up

They bother you at inappropriate times

They don't betray you

They know no hate

Na, I simply love kids because

most of them are smaller than me

:)

Thank you.

I love you too.

Just Because You're A Pain In The Butt

What the hell was that?!

Why are you screwing with my brain at times like this?

U b****

I'll never get over the fear of Maths.

Not now

Not ever.

Thanks a lot, you JERK