Just For Laughs

So, I bought this magazine yesterday

Btw, MPH in Mahkota Parade is having some clearance sale

3 magazines for only RM 10!

Amazing offer!

And I read this article "13 lines to get you laughs"

Isn't the title kinda strange?

Anyway, just wanted to share some of them

"Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him., who would you assume is in charge?"

"We say stupid stuff - 'He looks down his nose at me'. Well, of course we all look down our nose. If he could look up his nose at you, either he'd be a freak or you'd be a a booger."

"When a crab's drunk, it walks forward"

"It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue"

I am currently in love with this song

It's funny how we can interpret one song into a few other meanings

Take for example this song

The original artist is probably singing about a boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship

But the one on Glee is about a brotherly relationship

Amazing isn't it?

Fix You

I heard this song in Glee a few weeks back

And it seems applicable to how I'm feeling now/ to how I felt before

And also cos I played this song during the slow and excruciating drive to school to collect my STPM results

The words in italic spoke to me

When you try your best but you don't succeed

When you get what you want but not what you need

When you feel so tired but can't sleep

Stuck in reverse

And tears come streaming down your face

When you lose something you cannot replace

When you love someone but it goes to waste

Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

And I will try to fix you

And high up above or down below

When you're too in love to let it go

But if you never try, you'll never know

Just what you're worth

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

And I will try to fix you

Tears stream down on your face

When you lose something you cannot replace

Tears stream down on your face

And I...

Tears stream down on your face

I promise you that I will learn from my mistakes

Tears stream down on your face

And I...

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

And I will try to fix you

Gleek!

MAJOR DISTRACTION...

HIM

The name is Grant Gustin

Total MAJOR hottie!

Age : 22 years old (Say whuttt???)

Last spotted on Glee Season 3

BAM!

It's time they have him

Yes, Pierre, we just ain't working out.

I LOVE YOU, GRANT GUSTIN.

<3