Just For Laughs

So, I bought this magazine yesterday

Btw, MPH in Mahkota Parade is having some clearance sale

3 magazines for only RM 10!

Amazing offer!

And I read this article "13 lines to get you laughs"

Isn't the title kinda strange?

Anyway, just wanted to share some of them

"Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him., who would you assume is in charge?"

"We say stupid stuff - 'He looks down his nose at me'. Well, of course we all look down our nose. If he could look up his nose at you, either he'd be a freak or you'd be a a booger."

"When a crab's drunk, it walks forward"

"It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue"

I am currently in love with this song

It's funny how we can interpret one song into a few other meanings

Take for example this song

The original artist is probably singing about a boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship

But the one on Glee is about a brotherly relationship

Amazing isn't it?